Saturday, September 28, 2013

An Introduction

So I've decided to make a blog. I've started numerous blogs in the past, all of which I deleted shortly afterwards because they either got too dramatic or because I was just too busy and I got bored. But despite problems such as these which, in all honesty, are likely are occur again, I'm making another blog.
I think one of my biggest problems in the past was that I kept trying to make blogs with themes. I figured the only way to have a good blog was to give it some unifying point like politics or my own personal life. Now, however, I've decided to screw the whole idea of cohesion and unity and sense altogether. I don't care at all whether anyone reads this or not. I'm going to write simply because I'm bored and if that means I'm going to have a few posts where there's nothing but random facts about myself or pictures I drew at five in the morning well then that's what's going to have to happen.
So now that I've finished writing my very blunt introduction I'm going to start with a list of things I do and don't like just because it's my blog and I can do things like that.

I do like snails. No one ever says snails are their favorite animals and I can't understand why. They're such nice streamlined creatures with their delicate spiral shells and rubbery heads. They're dainty and they remind me of outdoor tea parties and ferns.

I don't like red roses. I think they're cliche. Red has never been one of my favorite colors and frankly, roses remind me of stuffy formal dinners.

I do like balloons. I especially like the big rainbow balloon bouquets they have at parks and zoos. I'd much rather have a bouquet of balloons then a bouquet of roses. There's nothing so demonstrative as a bouquet of balloons.

I don't like cheese pizza. Since this is my blog I'm allowed to dislike things most other people like and talk about it as much as I want to. I don't like cheese pizza because it makes my skin feel likes it's leaking and I always feel rather sick after eating it. However, I do like pizzas with lots of vegetables on top. I especially like lots of mushroom and tomatoes. Mushrooms are definitely something that should be added to my like list. I'll eat practically anything if it has mushrooms on it.